Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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If one sweet talks, will ants crawl into his/her mouth?
If you're tired, why are you still running in my mind?
If you're not a thief, why did you stole my heart?
If you jump on a bullet train, will you land on the same spot?
If he/she is exhausted, does that mean he/she was standing behind a car?
If you're 40 this year, do you think of it when asked which year were you born in?
If you're born in 1940, is your answer to your age and hobby the same now?
If you farted in a packed lift and it's obvious that it was you, would you apologise or act as if nothing happened?
If a female dog is a bitch, what male species is the bastard?
If your son is a gay and your daughter a lesbian, which one will you love more?
If a girl is sick, is it true that a cucumber cures?
If it's a gun, we shoot first and then a BANG. What do we call bang first and then shoot?
